It was 3 in the morning and Awesome Coolruler was still surfing the Internet.
He came across the sausage wikia and he started looking through it.
"Oh look, sausages. My brother Commander would really like to look through this wiki…eheheheheh…"
He came to the front page.
"What. The. Actual. Tomato. Sauce."
A sausage is made from ground meat with skin around it. The casing is sometime made out of animal intestine.
Awesome closed out the tab. "I should seriously go to sleep," he said, and he tried to shut down his computer.
The screen turned black, and a final message flashed on the screen before the power went out in the neighborhood.
tHERE iS nO eSCAPING wHAT yOU hAVE bEGUN
And so the attack of the sausages began.
(( idek what i was thinking when i wrote this smh ))