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  • Jakuba344

    HEY GUYS

    So it's not actually as exciting as I say it is, but I barely play AJ, but I may just return to the community because of this

    AJ gives out these free memberships for December, 7 day membership.  Recently, mine was meant to expire 2 days ago, but it didn't, and the thing that says "Your free membership expires in __ days" disappeared and it just says MEMBER

    It's awesome.  Now I can relive my 2015 days, where my English grammar sucked, always used foxes, the Enchanted Burrow or whatever the name is, and I always put a Sports jersey, sneakers, and headphones on my fox and always adopted kids on AJ xd, Well, I probably won't adopt kids, but I loved how simple was back in my 2015 days

    Also, I know this is way too long to read now, but my E…

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  • Xx1Hatchdaegg6661xX

    A ROLEPLAY

    December 7, 2018 by Xx1Hatchdaegg6661xX

    Okie who wants 2 roleplay! I put no effrt in meh spellin' but for this one i am. Okie suu read meh fanfiction (The big showdown) and weh gunna rp dat out, but only if ya guyz wunt 2. Thx. I mean, i may nut be actuv but the rp mainly 4 u guyz. . Ohhh and tell meh whu ya wannah be! okie su here da rulless

    1. beh noice unless ur role is mean
    2. tell meh who u wanna beh
    3. uhmmm, dis meh first rp
    4. no powr playin!
    5. u can hav ocs
    6. u can beh alpha
    7. u can be whoever
    8. dere r 2 sides, da phantums and jammers u can be rogue just nu half and half

    U guyz awesome! so dere ya go!

    Boa boa! message me on meh wall if ya wanna rp!

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  • Xx1Hatchdaegg6661xX

    A bloggg

    December 7, 2018 by Xx1Hatchdaegg6661xX

    de blog! (If u dunno french den i guot nuttin 2 say.)



    Okie suuuuuu wut a blogggg? ohhh yeayesss tell meh if u leik meh art and fanfucs! wuld be a gret help tanks!

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  • Diamond846

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    That was me screaming because I am not sane.

    If you read this you are therefore either insane or bad at following instructions.

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  • Jakuba344

    My sister is four years old, and she keeps coming into my room with her baby friends to play with DOLLS... It's so annoying.

    I had to escape my room by climbing out the window, and my attic window is always open for venilation so i then jumped up and climbed into the attic and now i'm stuck here until she leaves me alone... There's not even any lights or electricity here either I had to bring an extension cord through the window and hook up a worklight and it's creepy in the dark. Especially knowing that my house is pretty weird, The roof is huge so I consider it 3 stories because I can stand full height in the attic I think it's like 6 ft high. So, since my window can't be closed my dad did some thing it's always in the same spot, so I can…

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  • Thefoundjammer0

    They did it again

    November 29, 2018 by Thefoundjammer0

    THEY CLOSED THE FRICKIN CRAPPYPASTA WIKI AGAIN

    WHO CLOSED IT DOWN I SWEAR

    I MADE THAT WIKI BECAUSE FANDOM SUCKS AND MAYBE THEY SHOULD CONSULT WITH US BEFORE GOING AND CLOSING DOWN WIKIS

    Now I get it, I didn't seem... eh scratch that.

    I did not like the category. But TAKING DOWN THE WIKI I SWEAR

    THAT WAS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE PLACE TO LOOK AT BESIDES THIS WIKI

    IDK WHY! I JUST DID! I SAW HOW MAD KATENKA AND KATELYN WERE AND I GOT MAD BECAUSE FANDOM IS PAYING NO ATTENTION TO THE FANS OR USERS.

    I'm done. And I'm joining G.A.L.A.X.Y when it comes.

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  • TheCoolKid54545

    So mah doods i'm bored and wanna do a rp


    Do not power play.

    no Nsfw rp. (such as makin babies in the rp chat, your charaters can have kids but DO NOT post the makin babies in the chat)

    do not kill charaters unless they allow it.

    You CAN have some power but don't go overboard.

    Hybrids are allowed but don't be too overpowered.

    animals only so DO NOT roleplay as a human


    charater name:

    charater gender:

    hybrid? (yes or no):

    species:

    personality:

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  • Jakuba344

    this wiki is so boring now

    November 26, 2018 by Jakuba344

    I know probably nobody will read this, but this wiki really sucks now. I only go here since I have nothing better to do. as I got terminated from YouTube, and other wikis and the day ends so early now so I can't even go outside more than an hour on school days, Which is 5 days a week and it's just stupid

    It's all just the same story, all same plots, same users, I have not ever seen anyone different on this wiki, I'm not complaining, but then its less people to read your story, less people to talk to, All the other users are inactive and it's just boring that way.

    And it's so hard to make a story with Animal Jam anyways, AJ is a super innocent game... and that means usually super innocent stories unless it's a trollpasta, but it's boring to m…

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  • Kusindlerp123

    NEW ROLE PLAY PLZ JOIN

    November 26, 2018 by Kusindlerp123

    HULLO

    I am making a roleplay because I want to write, and be drmatic, and serious, so this roleplay wont be completely thingo.

    SOOOOOOOO let me get down to the rules what the roleplay is about and if you can please join, I know it is hard with school and all that stuff but if you can JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIN.

    Introduction

    The great boat washed ashore. Two wolves dropped down from the boat and landed on the soft yellow sand. "This land is beautiful. Crisp air, soft sand, blue sky," the smaller wolf said. 

    "I agree, this land is perfect for farming. My family will thrive within these lands," the larger wolf said as he patted the ground.

    "You and your farming," the smaller wolf growled.

    "I'm not the one who sits in the candle light 24/7 reading …

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  • 412Taz

    About Autism

    November 25, 2018 by 412Taz

    Autism is a lifelong disability, which I have been diagnoised at age 3. I will tell you things I did/do because of my autism. c:


    I have been also diagnoised with OCD, but sometimes my obsessions are caused by my autism. First of all, it was signs, I even took one home from the shopping centre. Then, it was Mario and Sonic, then it was a certain Waterpark, then it was this care home, and now it's my school.


    I'm mostly anti-social. I have 2 friends. I find it hard to socialize, and I get anxious in big crowds. I prefer to be alone than be with friends.


    I have Sensory Processing Disorder, and I like and dislike certain feels. I don't like the feel of hard rubber, but I like the feel of foam. I like the smell of petrol, but I don't like the smell…




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  • Diamond846

    I need serious help.

    November 24, 2018 by Diamond846

    I am going crazy and am going to kill myself.

    I have been doing too much just so my parents let me get more time on screens.

    I literally washed like 7 walls yesterday for screen time and I just have to stop or my eyeballs are going to pop.

    Thanks bye your friend or new crazy friend Diamond846 or diamond.

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  • 412Taz

    For some reason I just feel so negative about myself. As a person who has been diagnoised with anxiety, I just feel bad about myself. I describe myself as: idiot, hopeless, a saddo, weird, stupid and depressed. :c

    I had a server on discord, and some people ruined it by spamming and photoshopping my messages to say it had closed down. :c

    It's nobody on here by the way.

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  • 412Taz

    woop

    November 21, 2018 by 412Taz

    w

    wo

    woo

    woop

    woopi

    woopin

    wooping

    woopinge

    woopingev

    woopingeve

    woopingever

    woopingevery

    woopingeveryd

    woopingeveryda

    woopingeveryday

    woopingeveryda

    woopingeveryd

    woopingevery

    woopingever

    woopingeve

    woopingev

    woopinge

    wooping

    woopin

    woopi

    woop

    woo

    wo

    w

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  • Thewolfswings

    A Little More Help?

    November 21, 2018 by Thewolfswings

    Hello, me again. 

    I still need some help. I started my first story, but I don't know how to make a table of contentsindividual sections/chapters, and add pictures.

    Can I have some assistance?

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  • 412Taz

    christmas countdown app

    November 20, 2018 by 412Taz

    hey

    does anybody have the christmas countdown app and just like..

    spend all night counting down the days

    I'm like already in the Christmas Spirit heh bye.

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  • Jakuba344

    The best prank ever!

    November 20, 2018 by Jakuba344

    So it was about 5 AM, my dad was sleeping but about to get up for the day. I was putting some nails and screws into my wall to make a rack for my tools, which is on the other side of my parent's bedroom. My screwddriver kept slipping and my dad yelled "Is that a mousse" or if its me and if you say it's a mouse, they're not gonna believe you so I just went with "i dont know" then I kept scraping my nails against a metal hook, which made noises like a rat eating live wire.  So I kept doing it my dad kept thinking it was a rat, so then he called me into their room, switching on the lights and my mom was not buying it, but I then winked at her and i dont think she'll tell it was me. Then I left back to my room, scraped my screwdriver against d…

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  • Goldwater007

    I can't find What's The Big Idea in Japanese because it's so rare, anyone who can find it?

    Like Thai? or Vietnamese? or Arabic?

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  • Jakuba344

    Rip

    November 18, 2018 by Jakuba344

    So I was at the store, and my shoelaces kept untying, and double knotting them kept permanently knotting them, so then I bought (with the money I saved up) some velcro to stop the issue, My grandma said she can sew them on for me, and she did and I used them... AND THEY WERE TOO SMALL SINCE NOW I USE SIZE 7'S and ignore I have small feet and it said they were for size 4's but i ingored it

    Then the next day my parents bought me laces and they were too small, so now i'm using laceless shoes I got from goodwill recently... and they keep falling off. Rip

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  • 412Taz

    OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M ACTUALLY ON THE EPIC DENS LISTTT

    My username is Bayle24448 on AJ, and I do have proof. c:

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  • Thewolfswings

    A Little Help?

    November 16, 2018 by Thewolfswings

    Hello! 

    I'm new to this Wiki and relatively new to Animal Jam Wiki, so I'm new all around. I have a story idea in mind but I don't know how to start a page to make my story. Can I have some help?

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  • 412Taz

    Yeet

    November 15, 2018 by 412Taz

    yeet yeet

    yeeting to mars

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  • Thefoundjammer0

    So...

    November 14, 2018 by Thefoundjammer0

    Ya know how I said I was going to be inactive from aj for a while? Well, I decided to get on and went to my main xxcloudfluffxx and found, "Huh, my password isn't working.." SO I tried again.

    And again.

    And again.

    And again.

    So I logged onto my main account and found someone ON THE ACCOUNT. My brother wasn't on the computer. I asked him if he changed the password or gave it to anyone, but he said NO. All my animals- gone. My spikes- gone. My mech angel wings- gone. My friends- gone. I'm sad.

    I think I just got hacked.

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  • Goldwater007

    What’s The Big Idea on CBeebies, but I have a question, please look at the image.


    Image source: https://imgur.com/8N3SWrK

    Hugo’s room needs to clean…??

    Should Hugo tidy his room?

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  • Jakuba344

    SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED

    November 11, 2018 by Jakuba344

    I MIGHT DIE I WAS OPENING THE WINDOW AT 11 PM, WHEN THEREWAS HEAVY WIND TO FEEL THE WIND AND THEN I PULLED IT FROM THE TOP I THOUGHT IT W AS DOUBLE HUNG AND THE GLASS BROKE AND NOW ITS COVERED IN PLYWOOD AND THERES A DRAFT AND I COULD DIE BECAUSE ITS COLD btw I lied idk why I made this im just so bored ok

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  • Back4MoreDrama

    This is my blog post

    November 10, 2018 by Back4MoreDrama

    blog blog blog bloggedy bloggedy blog

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  • Thefoundjammer0

    Imma brat, I know.

    November 9, 2018 by Thefoundjammer0

    I really don't care katenka. And if you got so mad at me for misspelling your name then at least get mine right. Also I did enjoy that post, well, before it got deleted :)

    Sorry, for being so bratty by trying to actually stay out of this and leave you alone until someone without the background story they might have wanted. I don't give any of my attention to the fact that they might not have wanted or don't care about the backstory. Go ahead, cuss me out for still being bratty and ignorant and: 1) Leaving crappypasta on "Regards" because it is terrible. 2) Telling you that half of the other people are too lazy to look for your contructive critisism, so maybe you could make it more clear. {actually I only just did that now} 3) Not saying "Yo…

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  • Waterlily0630

    Post 1

    November 9, 2018 by Waterlily0630

    Hi! I might add to my blog post whenever I have anything important to say. Until then, I'm just writing this for the achievement :P

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  • Derp Unikitty

    D00d

    November 9, 2018 by Derp Unikitty

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  • UnfortunateSon

    The Chevron Incident

    November 9, 2018 by UnfortunateSon

    The following is a transcribed version of the video tapings of what took place on the Chevron "Chernaya Ptitsa" Oil Drilling site. It is 500 miles eastwards of Omsk, Russia. It was pumping out major supplies for the Chevron Corporation before the 2009 incident, after which it was condemned by the Russian government. This is what happened.


    Our footage starts off in a break room, with a few employees sitting within. Dmitri Sokolov, a security guard is sitting at a desk drinking a Pepsi by himself. Several other employees (all drill operators) are sitting on a couch and talking. A loud crashing noise is heard, temporarily distorting the audio and camera feed. When back online, the camera shifts to Oil Drill No. 34, which had been infamous amon…


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  • BlackDragonKid

    gif time

    November 8, 2018 by BlackDragonKid

    SMEAR FRAAAAAAAMES

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  • Thefoundjammer0

    BEHOLD! CELEBRATION

    November 7, 2018 by Thefoundjammer0

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Jakuba344

    Very nice person!

    November 7, 2018 by Jakuba344

    So, my buddy on AJ... bought me a membership for no reason

    So I was just logging into AJ, and I went to my friend, Wolfysenpai0, which his name might sound pretty weird but trust me he's really nice, and I wanted to show him what I did with my new Autumn Small House den, then I showed him around then when I was about to log off he typed "Btw, spacerush (that's my usernam and it also sounds kinda weird), I have a gift for you" and I was pretty thankful but I thought it'd just be a random RIM, or a monkey banner which I have been looking for for 2 years, believe it or not, nobody cares about monkeys I think that's why they're hard to find.  Anyways then he typed again "I went to the store today and bought a membership card" and I was like, co…

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  • Harrypotterfangurl

    HI

    November 4, 2018 by Harrypotterfangurl

    Quote of the week:

    All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.-Walt Disney



    Hello!

    I am a slightly cringy smol child, who is obsessed with a lot of things:

    Harry Potter

    Cats    (who isn't?!)

    Little Witch Academia

    Gaming

    Youtube



    And that's just to name a few.

    Anywhosies...

    But actually, I'm here to do things you peasants probably hate:

    ADVERTISE!



    Go read my story 'Loading...'! I started it today, so go easy on me with the critiscm. But feel free to leave a comment, on how I can make it better!

    Bye people!






    P.S. That was really short...

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  • AlliJay AJ

    (Really only doing this for badge and more edits :V)

    I absolutely love horror stories to edit! Mostly grammar that I want to correct...

    Also, bonus question, your favourite genre of stories?


    K BYE!!!

    AlliJay AJ (talk) 14:44, November 4, 2018 (AEST)

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  • Thefoundjammer0

    Please don't ever do that again wihtout my permision

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  • GoldenPetals

    This is my blog.

    November 3, 2018 by GoldenPetals

    Wow I can make blogs? Cool.

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  • Kusindlerp123

    ACCEPTING FAN ART

    November 3, 2018 by Kusindlerp123

    HULLO

    Akurle and me are accepting fan art for the story , Heroes The story of Harlow and Annora

    If you have not read the story yet please do, We work very hard on it and would love it if you read it!

    Post any fan art on Akurle's wall!



    ALL FAN ART IS APPRECIATED

    THANK YOU

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  • Jakuba344

    So, today I missed school

    Now you'd usually think that's fun, and better than going to school, but skipping school isn't anymore fun than going because you'll have to hide all day from your parents, you won't be able to go outside because someone will report you for truancy, and stay inside sometimes in a small closet hiding. And my closet has electricity but it doesn't have a grounded outlet which i use a lot and the light burns after an hour

    Anyways enough of that, but I missed school because I actually couldn't go! My parents were going out some place idk where and I had to watch my sister who also didn't go to school because the preschool  she goes to doesn't have buses so she'd have to stay when all the teachers are gone, So My parents …

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  • Jakuba344

    this sucks

    October 27, 2018 by Jakuba344

    First....

    Today I measured myself. and I"M FRICKING 5'2 WTH... So this sucks because the average height for people my age is 5'3 or 5'4! Because of fandom's stupid rule I can't tell you my age but I will tell you im somewhere between 2002 and 2005. Now I kinda have high hopes I will get taller, because my parents are pretty tall. My mom is 5'9 or 5'8 which is pretty tall because my friend's mom is 5'7 and my grandma is 5'6. My grandma was taller before probably, but because of aging I think she got shorter, but I doubt she was any taller than 5'7. And my dad is damn tall. well actually he's probably average height, but he's 6'3.  SO WHY AM I ONLY 5'2? And what scares me even more I grew really fast recently I was 5'0 a month ago i'm pretty …

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  • Memories Afloat

    ugh

    October 26, 2018 by Memories Afloat

    nvm

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  • MamaImmaStar

    MAMA IMMA STAR

    October 25, 2018 by MamaImmaStar

    А мы на стиле...
    Даже и не думай что то от меня, финал.
    Всё остаётся в силе.
    Мы эту ночь сегодня будем разукрашивать.
    А мы на стиле...
    Даже и не думай что то от меня, финал.
    Всё остаётся в силе. 

    Татухи набили, губы налепили, ногти напилили.
    В нигатив удалили, Позитив на стиле.
    И До-до на стиле.
    On the dance-floor, это Время и Стекло.
    Let's go!

    Со мной всё в порядке, мама.
    Просто стала я сама себе рекламой.
    Мой lifestyle, мама все заценили.
    Мама, мама, я у тебя на стиле, yeah...

    А мы на стиле...А мы на стиле...
    А мы на стиле...
    Mama I'm a star, I'm a super-duper-star.
    Mama I'm a star, I'm a super-duper-star.
    Mama I'm a star, I'm a super-duper-star.
    Mama I'm a star, I'm a super-duper-star.

    Всё в стиле, мы на стиле.
    Заскочили, затусили.
    Отскочили и на стиле отвали…























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  • Where The River May Flow

    Finally

    October 25, 2018 by Where The River May Flow

    I finally finished the chapter of The Deer Watcher I've been stuck on finally. Soon, it'll be finished, I hope. 

    I'm glad I finally got an idea of what to do, even if it's odd for the story. But when I thought of it in my math class, I almost slammed my hands on my desk in happiness.

    Anyway, those who were probably (not) reading it, I finally updated it.

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  • DarkShadowThePhantomWolf

    i always get headaches because of school

    whether they come directly from stress, or whether they come from me hitting my head on the walls due to stress, i dont know



    also i hate math class cause i always hurt my neck looking back and forth from the board to my papers 

    ow



    ,g,glkjnkd



    jfk.j i cant move my heccing mouse to end this blog post aaAA--



    -aggressive squeaking-



    uwu there it goes bye

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  • Jakuba344

    School Sucks!

    October 23, 2018 by Jakuba344

    School sucks. I got after school detention at school because I lightly pushed someone, for making fun of my friend, He didn't even fall and barely even moved from his position when I pushed him, and he pushed me back harder and GUESS WHAT FREAKIN AFTER SCHOOL DENTETION (1 hour btw,which isnt that long but still, it sucks) AND A BUNCH OF MATH WORKSHEETS TO DO? I hate school.

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  • AllIHearIsLaLaLaLaLa

    LA LA

    October 22, 2018 by AllIHearIsLaLaLaLaLa

    La la, la la la la la na na na na na,
    La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na
    La la, la la la la la na na na na na,
    La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na

    Hush, don't speak
    When you spit your venom, keep it shut I hate it
    When you hiss and preach
    About your new messiah 'cause your theories catch fire

    I can't find your silver lining
    I don't mean to judge
    But when you read your speech, it's tiring
    Enough is enough

    I'm covering my ears like a kid
    When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
    I'm turning up the volume when you speak
    'Cause if my heart can't stop it,
    I find a way to block it, I go
    La la, la la la la la na na na na na
    La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,
    I find a way to block it, I go
    La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na
    La la na n…

















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  • AllIHearIsLaLaLaLaLa

    LA LA LA LA LA

    October 22, 2018 by AllIHearIsLaLaLaLaLa

    I used to break break break in a million pieces
    Fall fall fall all into your reasons
    Down down down is the only place you've ever pushed me

    I tried and tried just to make you see me
    I let you inside, yeah you thought you knew me
    You talk talk talk but it goes right through mev 'Cause I can't hear a word you say

    All I hear is la la la la la
    All I hear is la la la la la
    You can scream and shout
    It would bring me down
    When you turn it up, I just tune you out
    La la la la la, All I hear is la la la la la ah ah

    Yeah at first it was almost perfect
    You had me fooled thought that you were worth it
    It took a while but the truth it finally blew your cover

    I never would have thought we'd turn out out like we did but baby I'm so over it and every time you think your …












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  • Jakuba344

    I AM SO SAVAGE!!!!

    October 22, 2018 by Jakuba344

    IM SUPER SAVAGE IM NOT RELALY A SAVAGE BUT I MIGHT BE COOL I JUST STOLE MY FRIENDS BMX AND RETURNED IT 5 MINUTES LATER IM SAVAGE

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  • AccountThatHasToBeLookedAt

    so, out of curiosity i decided to put my story into creepypastas and saw that it was almost as popular as the lost jammer



    that many people looked at it and didn't bother to sign up

    hahahaahhHAHAHhAHAHHHAHAHAHaHAHhahaHaHhaHAhah

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  • OpenWish

    Please do not try to take offence to this. Everything here is for entertainment purposes and for me to express my opinion. Thank you.

    • Mate beggars. Anyone to have ever walked into a pillow room knows what I mean. Those people who do something like ‘If you like me go to my den!’ and will go all heart eyes on someone they believe is of the opposite gender.
    • People who just slap on the rarest items they have on one look and call it a day. It doesn’t even look good and only ever proves you’re showing off! Do you know how many times I’ve seen that?
    • ’Adopt me members only’ people. The sad thing is most of the people saying these things are nonmembers themselves!
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  • ImOnlyGettingStarted

    Benny Lava

    October 19, 2018 by ImOnlyGettingStarted

    My loony bun is fine, Benny lava!
    Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
    Anybody need this sign? Benny Lava!
    You need a bun to bite, Benny Lava!
    Have you been high today?
    I see the nuns are gay!
    My brother yelled to me
    I love you inside Ed!

    My loony bun is fine, Benny lava!
    Minor bun engine made Benny lava!
    I told a high school girl
    I love you inside me!
    I'd love to see you pee on us tonight!
    I'd love to see you pee on us tonight!
    OooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOooo

    You fill me up with doom.
    Quit looking up at me!
    You got a minute girl?
    The puppy had a fee!
    Don't think I do love her
    We're looking in a pill!
    We're looking in a pill!
    All of them like the bun!
    Now poop on them, Oliver!

    OOOO Daddy! Just say it!
    You know the hole to put it.
    Just sing it! You love me!
    Your Pundit got ar…


























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