Ahem. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Detective Star, of the Star Agency. Today I got a strange report from a young fox name Twinkle. She reported that her sister had been missing.
Me: OK, Miss, what can I do for you?
Twinkle: I'd like to report a missing person.
Me: Of course, who would the person be?
Twinkle: My sister, she has been missing for 112 days now.
Twinkle: Tiger, gel hair, white and yellow.
There was a small silence.
Me: Miss, was there anything unusual at the night of her disappearance?
Twinkle: Yes, we were sending a penguin to his watery doom, and then the next morning I woke up in an alley alone. Don't ask, it's been a long night.
Me: I won't. Anything else you could tell me Miss?
There was another silence.
Twinkle: Yes, one thing.
Me: What would that be?
Twinkle: I never had a sister.
Twinkle exited the room, leaving me.
Me: What? SOMEONE WRITE THIS DOWN, NOW!
So I immediately came here, to write this. This is based on real events.
Just a short spoof, hope you liked it!