Diamond: Do I have to have chocolate?
Me: Yes, yes you do. Either you can eat it willingly or be forced to.
Diamond: I'll eat it willingly, but where it is?
Me: *tries to airdraw but aimed for the wrong place so Diamond the Dove Alpha got hit in the head with a chocolate bar*
Diamond: Good thing I'm wearing a helmet! *picks up the fallen chocolate bar and pecks it until it's gone*
Me: Did you like it?