RECORDED FROM THE REALL BLOG OF A COLLEGE STUDUNT!!!!
b4 she dieded...
i am ally
i am nine
and im getting a new job at a really office building!
i am working for a man known as mr. niccals! who is he? find out!
CHAPPER ONE: I GETS A NEW JOB AT AJHQ???[]
as i walked into the doors of work i smileld in joy! everyone was happy! suddenly an HAPPY pickle man came up to me!
"u must be ally!!! welcome to AJHQ!"
my mom realllly surprized me! OMG I WAS WORKIN G AT AJHQ!! i screamed withh my friend noodle
"good news! WE ARE MAKING EVERYTHING NONMEMBER!" mr niccalss said like a happy putt putt! if i wasnt happy before, sure i was now!
boy, did it go downhill...
CHATPER TWI: MY BoSS THE PICKLE MAN PLAYS BASS AND???[]
my boss led me to a room wth a large seat. there was somem red likqid but maybe it was just kool aid???? theere was a nametag that said "murdoc niccals"
im so sorry rip
more of this beautiful story coming soon
then he pined me down in a baby stroller with a bar across it and i still can exscape not
i try wiggle out every day but he just laughs and squirms himself cause he liked the thought of a stroller so he tied himself in 1 weird thing is he likes it