Mary Sue: I'm like, so much better then you. Why would I waste time trying this?
Wolfy: Because I created you.
Mary Sue: Stupid spaniel... Wait, why are you a spaniel? Aren't you a German Shepherd?
Wolfy: I like taking forms of different dogs.
Mary Sue: *slowly reaching out for the tic tacs*
Wolfy: DO IT
JUST DO IT
MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Mary Sue: OMG, like fine! *eating tic tacs* Tastes soooooooooooo weird. I can make something soooo much better then this.
Wolfy: I'd like to see you try.