Once upon a time, Greeleely was looking fabulously into the abyss, fabulously. Suddenly, PYECK came in!
"yo, dawg, have you seen mah bootiful face? I also lost mah paw-some paint set, so would ya mind helping meh search for it, dawg?" Greeleely was so very annoyed that he was all liek:
"NI!" he scremed so loud teh hole world heard it. It was so strong that Pyeck dieded. Suddenly, Trolliza came wit a coconut chopped in half and making horse noises. She was all liek:
"Yo, Greeleely dawg, are ya ni-ing dat innocent bun?"
"Pyeck is not innocent. She wuz harassing mah fabulousness. This made meh question: Am I pretty or ugleh?" Greeleely asked.
"ur both" Trolliza answered.
"Trolliza, wut do u mean?"
"Ur pretty ugly." All de other alphehs came in and started screaming:
"OOOOHHHH!" and Greeleely was all liek:
"NI! NI! NI!"
They all diededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededededed.
(who got the Monty Python and the holy grail reference?)
. . . We are no longer the knights who say NI.
We are now the knights Who say...
Ekki ekki ekki pitang ZOOM boing！
Moral of the story: Honey, I'm FABULOUS