"Tech, you have to read ALL the comments and stories..." the godly white creature with ribbon-like tails waving in the air said, its body glowing as it floated.
"All of them...?" Tech croaked. The creature nodded, large, pointed ears waving. The dog's yellow eyes opened, glowing.
"Even the poopy ones."
"NOT THE POOPY ONES!" Tech yelled, dropping to her knees.
"You must, Tech," the canine responded. "YOU MUST."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tech screamed in response, her fists hitting the ground.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" The earth began to vibrate as it began to glow white, shaking. The ground began to shake violently, deep black cracks splitting the earth.
Tech had to go through EVERY SINGLE STORY and read the poopy comments. And then she realized it was a JonTron Starcade reference.