Napoleon had orange frizzy fur. One day, he strode along Jamaa. It was time to feed Tina. He held his nose as he grabbed a piece of fish in his mouth. "TINA YOU FAT LARD COME GET YOUR DINNER!" he howled at the top of his lungs.
He only had two friends, not including Kip, his brother. They were Den and Penguindro. He sighed. "Girls only want guys who have great skills," he muttered, running in his dorky way back to his den. Waiting for him was Kip, who had black fur.
TBC, not continuing unless I know if you want more of this or not.