BAVV: *waves le magikal wand*
Oliver: *appears and lands on the table with a squeak*
BAVV: Hello Oliver.
Oliver: *remains ever silent in the presence of a non-toy*
BAVV: I'm the author, sooo...*waves le magikal wand*
Oliver: Hello, BAVV. Why did you bring me here today?
BAVV: To try something new.
Oliver: I'm a toy. Toys can't eat physical objects. I'm not even supposed to be talking to you.
BAVV: I'm the author, so..*waves le magikal wand again to allow Oliver to be able to eat chocolate, then makes a chocolate bar magically appear out of nowhere*
Oliver: *sniff sniff* Smells weird. But I'll try it! *swallows the chocolate bar whole*
BAVV: What do you think?
Oliver: Very chocolatish. *pads away*
Peck: OMIGOSH CUTE PLUSHIE! *picks up Oliver and squeezes the stuffing out of him*
Oliver: *gasps for breath* Hi, Peck.
Peck: *le gasp* THE PLUSHIE IS ALIVE! AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
OMIGOSH, CHOCOLATE! DOUBLE AWESOME! *runs off with the rest of the chocolate*
