Paradise: "I have to do the same thing as Amethyst and Rhodochrosite and eat chocolate?"
Me: Yes, Paradise.
Paradise: "Since you are my creator, fine, get the chocolate..."
Me: *places chocolate bar in front of Paradise the Peafowl Alpha*
Paradise: *pecks at the chocolate bar, picks it up using beak and eats*
Me: At least I didn't have to use writing to force you to eat it...
Paradise: *spits out the chocolate into mud nearby* I hate chocolate...