Just add stupid quotes. They don't have to be in AJ, but they certainly can be. In fact, most of the things on this list are non AJ related. You can kinda tell which are AJ and which are not. I just wanted to make this page, so I hope you guys laugh at these.
"You aren't trusting me with your items! You're a scammer!!!!"
"I know how to hack! I just go bing bing bong and-"
"DON'T LEAVE YOUR CRAYOLAS THERE!!"
"We don't need carrots... we have MORE CARROTS!!"
"It comes from tropical trees."
"In order to finish his journey, Darkfur had to go through the land of lava, the land of quicksand, and the land of tall grass."
"THE PENCILS ARE IN THE ZOO."
"I'm Melania Trump." (a boy said this)
"I'M A POTATOOOOOOOOO!!"
"I'm a rotten egg?"
"THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY." -proceeds this sentence by falling off chair-
"I don't see any hamsters."
"HIS NAME SHALL BE... UH... FLUFFY!!"
"Look (anonymous), it's you!" -points to squashed grape on the floor-
"What? No, I'm not that dumb." -walks into pole-
"I see a bright light... OW OK THAT ACTUALLY REALLY HURTS MY EYES. TAKE IT AWAY!!"
"Who wants tomatoes?"
"Why are there so many asians?"
"Look, that cloud looks like a bunny rabbit... but dead."
"IT LOOKS LIKE A BOOGER!!" -points to terrible drawing of very fat/poofy pomeranian (like, so fat it actually DOES look like a booger)-
"There are so many people everywhere. Someday, these people will either be famous or hobos."
"I BOUGHT TWO BOXEN OF DONUTS."
"Um... it's green." (we were talking about algae)
"I MADE A PLANE!!"
"Guys, I bought some mountain dew!"
"I'M A GURL!"
"This tastes like chicken." (while eating a piece of chicken)
"UGH, THERE'S OIL ON MY HANDS!" -tries to wash hands and ends up clogging the sink-
"It's not 100, it's 100 DIVIDED BY 4."
"BUT HE PUSHED ME!!" -falls off chair-
"April Fools!" (this was said during October)
"Is crying because potatoes are falling from the sky."
"YOU DID THIS!!" -points at broken lava crystal-
"THIS IS A PIZZA!!" -points at arctic wolf-
-climbs on basketball hoop and just hangs there- "HALP ME!!"
-someone begins to sing a very deep and touching song, and finally finishes- My friend: "Wut?"
(A red and green giraffe is dancing around) PLZ ADOPT IS WREATH PLZ IM A GOOD WREATH
(A steriotypical Arctic wolf is lying on the ground) "..." (Some guy stands on her) "OMG OWWW U STEPPED ON ME AJHQ WILL BAN U AND SET UR ELECTRIC OUTLETS ON FIRE CUZ UR THE WORST!!!!!! OMG OMG" (Random guy who stood on her): .-. Wut tha
(At a wolves only party) OMG WOLFS R THE WORST
"GUYS DAT BOI IS COMING UP TO INVADE THE EARTH! :O" Then I became a sloth and danced around.
"Boi you gonna run so fast from my mlg artic wolf cause they are the most mlg wolff in all of aj"
"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" (this was the first time my friend had ever done an adventure)
"What should we name the article?" "...top ten ways your pants can kill you"
"There's a kind of beauty to this" (while sitting on the heads of lots and lots of plushies)
"Sloth friend is my senpai"-my best friend (Sloth friend happens to be the sloth alpha statue that I thought had creepy eyes)
"No, I am jay further"-a jet black snow leopard
"OHHHHHHHHH DRAMAAAAAAAA YALL ARE SAVAGES-"
"You mean your poured?"
"I am on my spare alphabet"
"I enjoy the consumption of small children!"- Gellyjones
"WHATEVER JOHNNY MCNOFRIENDS" - Wade Martin
"I have a talent in throwing people under the bus." -BlackDragonKid
-goes in a room-"This room...it smells so CLEAN" -Night the cringe
"This swish is delish"
"ENGLAND IS MY CETI"
"You cannot defeat me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!" -my friend while doing an adventure and killing phantoms
"I am a tree"
"PLZ ADOPT IS LOST TOILET PAPER IN NEED OF CLENING" -a white wolf in jamaa township
"Oh my god" "What?" "It's a glothem!" "What is that" -me and my friends
"My name will be leave pool!" -a gray wolf during a fantasy roleplay that WASN'T warrior cats related
"This place smells like a hurspitol"
"PlZ aDoPt Me i'M a ChRiStMaS tReE" - Me
"I eat small children."
"I'm telling, because i'm a rebel and you're not" - Kaitylyn Smythstroff
"do you smell"
"somebody has a snake i like to eat snakes"
"im a vacuum"
"ja jesc pilki" or "I eat balls" - My brother (he doesnt speak english)
"I didn't know it was a nazi~!"
"I CAN'T SWIM, I'M A SHARK"
"da da da da da da da da da da LAND SHARRRRRRRRRRK"
DANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" -heartylover15, as a land shark during a really awkward family roleplay
"(insert the entirety of Your Reality here)- me. Lol
“Maybe it’s an evolutionated danasaur!” —Probably not me.
"It's a flamingo and a lobster." -Gellyjones, 2017
"It's a flob- it's a FLOBSTER!!" -Also Gellyjones from 2017
"What does my list could worth"
"Africa was a good country once." -Me
“SPINNY BOIS LIVE FOREVER!!!” (Points to self as a candle croc)
“ RIP GELLYJONES” (gellyjones is in the same Jamaa Township)
“ My cat died. She is running around on my couch.” - possibly not me
“Hmmmm... I think we need to be low key.” (Proceeds by falling down stairs and landing on a drum set)
“ENDS WITH A GIANT WALL OF FIRE NO NOTHING!!!!!” Other person: ‘blocks’. “OMG THATS SO RUDE YOU SUCH A POWER PLAYER AND BAD ROLEPLAYER”
"This is not fair" -someone in the lucky clovers game
"EF YOU REPORT ME THEN AJHQ WILL BAN U CAUSE REPORTING IS NOT NICE" -a scammer
"I am donald trampf" -a monkey
"Please help me I am a donut in need of being eaten" -a crocodile that didn't even resemble a donut (it was green and orange)
"Hey wouldn't it be cool if we had an item that could expand your inventory by one slot?" "But wouldn't the item take up that slot" -some random people
"Saberteeths are spicy and tasty" -I have no idea who said this, I saw it right before I switched worlds
"DO YOU JENNIFER LAWRENCE" -someone
"PLEASE LIKE MY ART IT IS MY ART SO YOU CANNOT HAVE IT" -someone who I later saw saying 'doing art giveaway at my den no truth'
"Eat my candy canes" -my cousin playing as trolley pig (his aj character, I'll put a photo in the comments later)
"Please trade me bad items doing a spike to necklace challenge" -someone being bombarded with trade requests
"Chewy chewy chocolate" -my friend
"The theme is internet browsers" -me at a troll fashion show
"I am a ukelele" -me
WATCH OUT, THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING-a random annoying user ;)
"It smells like... Soap." -Me while in the dish soap isle