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WELL HTE ALPHAS wEre reaLLY LAME BASKETBALL PLAYERS SO SHAQUILLE O'NEILLE DECID eD 2 HELP THEM NOT B LAME

BUT WAIT!! HTRE WAS A EVIL GUY NMAED EVIL EVILMOON (ORIGINAL OC DO NOT STEAL) AND HE WNATD 2 SHOW THE ALPHAS HOW LAME THEY WERE

SO HE MADE A NWE TEEM CALLED THE "BLODCLAN SLMMRS"  AND HE CALLED HTE ALPHAS LAME

WELL USING THEIR NEW PAL SHAQUILLE O'NEILLE AND THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, THEY SLAM DUNKED HTE UNIERV ES IN2 A HOOP PLUNGING EVERYONE IN IT INTO A NEW AGE OF DARKNESS AND PAIN

THEY CHANTED,"COME ON AND SLAM, COME ON AND SLAM, COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOEM 2 HTE JAM" and everyone died the end

CHPTER 2: THE JAMMI GN

after everyone diED shaq was left alone, drifting into the void of what was once his home.  a single tear floted down his cheek (onli preprs have normal tears). suddenly, a voice called out to him, out from the vast expanse of nothingness

shaq whispered,"what is it"

the void replied, in a voice only comparable to the sound of an angelic choir:

"this is my swamp".


SUDDENLY  A GIANT GREE N HAND REACHED OUT FROM THE VOID, AND CAPTURED SHAQ

shrek had arrived!!!!!!!!!! :^)

"its all ogre lad, your friends are dead, your swamp swallowed by a pit of neverending darkness..."

shaq attempted to shake free from shreks grasp. he shouted,"NO, IT IS NEVER OGRE....,,,,,"

suddenly, a ray of light pierced the darkness, and shaq floated up into the sky

"lad what r u doign" shrek gasped

"i am,,,summoning the power,,,of tEAM FRUITY PEBBLES"


shaq pointed his finger at shrek, menacingly. "to heck with u fool" he shouted.

a giant thundercrack sounded throughout the void, and suddenly, shrek was pelted with the power of 1 million stale aldis offbrand fruity pebbles

he collapsed, beaten.

"you,,,win lad,," he gasped as he took his final breath,"its,,,,ogre,,,"

and then a skeleton popped out

KAWAII DESU FANART 

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