Billy got bored, and decided to join Animal Jam one day. After making his user, he clicked the "send confirmation email" thing. While he waited hours and hours (without taking a bath or eating), Billy received an E-mail from AJHQ.
Exept this was no ordinary E-mail.
"Hi, I'm Billy" said the letter. Billy gasped, because that was HIS name. He kept on reading. "I was born on a dark and scary November night, and was the only one out of 5 children to survive the cult."
Billy started to feel sad.
"Bullies always picked on me no matter where I went because I was a midget." "One day, I approached my bully, and ripped his eyes out, which made me go to a maximum security prison... in Florida"
Billy gasped. HE lives in Florida...
"I have a bad feeling about this" said Billy as he kept reading.
"But I escaped. I always do. You wanna know HOW I escaped?"
Lightning flashed in the distance, which spooked Billy very much.
"I killed myself"
"send this to 619 other people, or I'll appear in ur room, and read "Dipper Goes to Taco Bell" to you while ur trying to sleep.
"NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE" said Billy as he sent the chain letter to EVERY PERSON EVER.
Billy then shut his laptop, and laid on his bed.
He felt a strange chill.
Then he remembered.
"OH DANGIT, I FORGOT TO CONFIRM MY E-MAIL"
THE FRICKIN' END.