There was le red wolf "hi!" He wore le red spike and became purple.... oh no! Then he turned blue and flew to Mars where all the kings horses and all the kings men sent Red back to Jamaa again! Then when he went dere there was all famous jammers! And and and poop they all stared at le red wolf. And wretchedjungle came down and stole le Rares of teh famous jammers! Den le red wolf ate Wisteriamooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon's pet potato! Aaaaaaaand she took le stick and hit red in le hed! Then Julian2 threw a chicken leg at Aparri "wait.... what the heck is happening?"
The end of this story, bye!
P.S. The red wolf flew away and crashed into Mt. Shiveer!