Lmao
I'm just super bored
So here you go
A cup of Malk :)
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(Kipper, Kailu, and Evil Kawaii are just chilling at Kailu's apartment. Evil Kawaii decides she wants something to drink...)
Evil Kawaii: Hey Kailu, got anything to drink?
Kailu: Yea, in the fridge.
Kipper: Hey, Evil K - grab me a glass of malk.
Evil K: They don't have any malk, but I can get you some milk.
Kailu: That's what she just said...!
Kipper: Yea, I just want some malk.
(Evil K closes the fridge and turns to face the others...)
Evil K: No, you're saying it wrong - you're saying 'MALK', like it's a disease.
Kailu: *laughs softly* How do you say it?
Evil K: I'm saying it the way everyone oughta say it - 'milk' - M-I-L-K.
Kailu: Yea, like 2 percent!
Kipper: Right, whole malk!
Evil K: Nonononono - say 'milkshake'.
Kipper: Milkshake.
Evil K: Okay, now say 'milk'.
Kipper: Malk. :3
(Evil K looks at Kailu...)
Evil K: Are you hearing this?!
Kailu: Yea - the man wants a glass of mulk!
Evil K: *face turns red with frustration* 'Mulk'?!
Kailu: GIVE HER THE MULK, EVIL K!!!
Domino: *floats in* Kailu, inside voices, please.
Kailu: *lowers head in shame* Sorry Domino... my friends...
Domino: *satisfied, I leave the room*
Kipper: EVIL K! POUR ME. A GLASS. OF MALK!!!
Evil K: Why are you yelling at me?!
Kailu: Just give her the frickin' mulk!
Evil K: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!!!
Kipper: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK, EVIL K!!!
Evil K: No - YOU'RE saying malk! You're saying -
Kailu and Kipper: *loud groaning noises of our pronounciation of 'milk'*
Kipper: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
Evil K: SHUT UP!!! Just... SHUT. UP!!!
(Everyone pulls out a gun. Evil K's gun is pointed at her head while the other villains in the room point their guns at her...)
Kailu: Bro, put it down!
Kipper: Don't do it, Evil K!
Evil K: YOU'RE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!
(Kipper and Kailu look at each other, then they point their guns at their heads...)
Kailu: EVIL K, PUT IT DOWN!
Kipper: PUT YOUR GUN DOWN!!!
Evil K: I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT!!!
Kailu: Evil K, put the gun down now!
Evil K: I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF!!! *I shout some more*
Kipper: EVIL K, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
(Evil K screams in rage and her 'friends' shout a little more. Then, it's revealed that it was just a phone call...)
Evil K: *on the phone* And then, after that, we pull the trigger. All of us.
Kipper: K, we're not filming something like that!
Evil K: Why not?
Kipper: It's so... dark.